Well here is a first. An Australian Suzuki Swift Sport ad was banned not because it showed some hot chick's sweaty cleavage but because...wait for it...it promoted "reckless or dangerous driving." Truly? How...oddly logical. 

The ad in question has a couple racing through a parking garage in the Suzuki. Allegedly, the car is so hot, it causes the fire sprinklers to go off and, naturally, make allowance for a gratuitous shot of sweaty boob cleavage. 

Oh and of the woman and the white mini-dress she wears in the commercial, Australia's ASB had this to point out, "Whilst it is not required for the lady to be wearing a low-cut dress, the dress isn't unbecoming clothes for a woman." 

Not obligatory? Are you teasing? Don't you know that sex sells? Boobs sell? Cleavage sells? Low cut mini-dresses sell? Long legs and high heels? I'm Buying!